“I’m gonna tell you what my mother told me when I wanted to quit cheerleading. You’re not very pretty, you have no boobs, and you can’t do a basket toss to save your life. But you made a commitment. So pick up your pom poms, stuff your bra and get ready for the team bus to forget you at a Taco Bell. Because life is tough. But we soldier on. And that’s just the way it goes.”

